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RISKING NO SALAH GUILTY ON 8 OF 13 CHARGES
Risking No Salah have been found guilty on eight of 13 charges of insider trading between Gameweeks 2 and 5, according to people briefed on the matter. The Gert Lush Bristol FPL ML alleges that manager Matt Woolcock used inside information to sign players immediately before their price rose. The six most recent:
Cherki signed on 30th August at 10:14pm - price rose to £7.7m on 31st August
Wissa signed on 30th August at 10:14pm - price rose to £6.1m that night
De Cuyper signed on 30th August at 10:14pm - price rose to £4.7m on 31st August
Hall signed on 1st September at 10:16pm - price rose to £5.1m that night
Rogers signed on 6th September at 11:06pm - price rose to £7.6m that night
Barnes signed on 18th September at 6:10pm - price rose to £6.1m that night
Meanwhile, the signings of Tzolakis, Konsa, Szoboszlai, Gross and Virgil were found to have been completed without any price-change website influence.
FPL Mundo understands that Risking No Salah have seven days to lodge an appeal with Gert Lush Bristol FPL ML admin Tom Glover. "£0.8m banked by insider trading and still they charge me £6.50 for a pie," said fan Polly Irish. "Scandalous."
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CITY VERDICT LEAVES HAYDEN SWEATING ON "UNSETTLED" STARS
Manchester City's appeal against their Premier League charges verdict may be a matter for the lawyers, but nowhere is it being followed more nervously than at Haydenators. Zac Hayden has three signings from the Etihad on the books - Erling Haaland, Rayan Cherki and Nico O'Reilly, £29.7m between them, with Haaland due to wear the armband - the joint-highest tally in the Gert Lush Bristol FPL ML, where the average side has 1.4. The worry is whether the players' minds will be on the job this gameweek, with their old club all over the back pages. "People keep asking if the lads are unsettled," said fan Neil MacMillan. "I'd say they've never been more settled. £29.7m, and Haydenators have got a receipt for every single penny."
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SIMPSON THE EAGER "BEAVER" AS SIX WILDCARD
This gameweek is set to be an important one in the Gert Lush Bristol FPL ML, with Gleedlikers, Sesko Meal Deal, FPL Beery FC, Quantum of Tzolis, Hakuna Tanaka and Milambo No 5 announcing "wildcards" and said to be making 10 changes on average. Many of those clubs are said to be battling for the signature of Pascal Groß, Maxim De Cuyper, Morgan Rogers, Bukayo Saka, Kevin Schade, Lewis Hall and Tarik Muharemović. Jack Simpson was the eagerest beaver, activating the wildcard as early as 6.30pm on Friday 18th September and was still tinkering by 8.04am on Saturday 10th October. Brandon Steenkamp, meanwhile, left it as late as 5.18pm on Friday 9th October before springing into action.
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FOUR SQUADS INTERNATIONALLY BROKEN
Multiple Gert Lush Bristol FPL ML managers faced a medical crisis this week, with Daniel Ballard, Christos Tzolis, Alexander Isak, Cody Gakpo and Alex Scott returning from international duty with knocks. Fitz United, Gunners Glory, Jacquet Potatoes And Hakuna Tanaka were hardest hit with two injured players each. The average Gert Lush Bristol FPL ML squad faced one injury from the international break.
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Gert Lush (Bristol FPL ML) standings & GW6 selection
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C Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Rogers
Palmer
De Cuyper
Gibbs-White
Hall
Barry
Odegaard
Kinsky
2376
C Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Rogers
Joao Pedro
Verbruggen
Gibbs-White
Konsa
Odegaard
Gvardiol
3374
C Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Joao Pedro
Verbruggen
Gibbs-White
B.Fernandes
Odegaard
Maguire
Calvert-Lewin
Diop
4374
C Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Joao Pedro
Palmer
Verbruggen
De Cuyper
Gibbs-White
Davis
Cherki
Tavernier
5373
Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Rogers
C Palmer
De Cuyper
Gibbs-White
Konsa
Barry
Raya
Thiaw
6370
C Haaland
Gross
Rogers
Verbruggen
Konsa
B.Fernandes
Davis
Gabriel
Szoboszlai
Wissa
Gomez
7369
Haaland
Calafiori
C Gross
Rogers
Palmer
De Cuyper
Gibbs-White
Hall
Barry
Trafford
Tarkowski
8367
Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Rogers
Joao Pedro
C Palmer
De Cuyper
Hall
Wissa
Barnes
Tzolakis
8367
Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Rogers
C Palmer
De Cuyper
Gibbs-White
Hall
Barry
Raya
Wissa
10364
Haaland
Calafiori
Gross
Rogers
Joao Pedro
Palmer
De Cuyper
Hall
C Saka
Wissa
Tzolakis
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Overall rank history — top 25
Global FPL rank across the last 10 gameweeks — higher up the chart is better
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#1
Manager profile · Gert Lush (Bristol FPL ML) · Season
#1
David HickmanThe Clangers
Last 5Season
⚽ On the pitch
🎯 Captaincy★★★★★
joint 4th best · 99 pts from captains over 5 GWs
🍀 Luck★★★★★
best · +62.9 pts vs expected · +14 auto-subs
🔥 Form★★★★★
best · averaged 76 pts/GW, last 5 GWs
🔁 Transfers★★★★★
7th best · transfers edge +2.226 pts/GW
🐑 Sheep★★★★★
biggest sheep · 89% sheep rating (92% first XI · 96% captain · 48% chip)
Favoured: Haaland, Kinsky, Calafiori
🎤 In the press room
Most famous quote: “”
Most obsessed with:
☀️ Positivity ★★★☆☆🎭 Drama ★★★☆☆🙄 Excuses ★★★☆☆🎩 Class ★★★☆☆📝 Spelling ★★★☆☆🎤 Attendance 62%
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#2
Manager profile · Gert Lush (Bristol FPL ML) · Season
#2
Luke Wilsonmighty fine feeling
Last 5Season
⚽ On the pitch
🎯 Captaincy★★★★★
joint best · 113 pts from captains over 5 GWs
🍀 Luck★★★★½
15th best · +34.3 pts vs expected · +14 auto-subs
🔥 Form★★★★★
2nd best · averaged 75.2 pts/GW, last 5 GWs
🔁 Transfers★½★★★
19th best · transfers edge +0.855 pts/GW
🐑 Sheep★★★★½
12th biggest sheep · 79% sheep rating (81% first XI · 81% captain · 62% chip)
Favoured: Odegaard, Haaland, Calafiori
🎤 In the press room
Most famous quote: “”
Most obsessed with:
☀️ Positivity ★★★☆☆🎭 Drama ★★★☆☆🙄 Excuses ★★★☆☆🎩 Class ★★★☆☆📝 Spelling ★★★☆☆🎤 Attendance 62%
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#3
Manager profile · Gert Lush (Bristol FPL ML) · Season
#3
Katie CartwrightKatchester United
Last 5Season
⚽ On the pitch
🎯 Captaincy★★★★★
joint 6th best · 93 pts from captains over 5 GWs
🍀 Luck★★★★½
17th best · +37.4 pts vs expected · +8 auto-subs
🔥 Form★★★★★
joint 3rd best · averaged 74.8 pts/GW, last 5 GWs
🔁 Transfers★★★★★
6th worst · transfers edge +0 pts/GW
🐑 Sheep★★★★★
18th biggest sheep · 77% sheep rating (78% first XI · 79% captain · 67% chip)
Favoured: B.Fernandes, Gross, Haaland
🎤 In the press room
Most famous quote: “”
Most obsessed with:
☀️ Positivity ★★★☆☆🎭 Drama ★★★☆☆🙄 Excuses ★★★☆☆🎩 Class ★★★☆☆📝 Spelling ★★★☆☆🎤 Attendance 62%
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#4
Manager profile · Gert Lush (Bristol FPL ML) · Season
#4
Joe LepperJoe's Team
Last 5Season
⚽ On the pitch
🎯 Captaincy★★★★★
joint 4th best · 99 pts from captains over 5 GWs
🍀 Luck★★★★½
11th best · +35.7 pts vs expected · +14 auto-subs
🔥 Form★★★★★
joint 3rd best · averaged 74.8 pts/GW, last 5 GWs
🔁 Transfers★★★½★
5th best · transfers edge +2.667 pts/GW
🐑 Sheep★★★★★
5th biggest sheep · 85% sheep rating (86% first XI · 96% captain · 67% chip)
Favoured: Haaland, Calvert-Lewin, Calafiori
🎤 In the press room
Most famous quote: “”
Most obsessed with:
☀️ Positivity ★★★☆☆🎭 Drama ★★★☆☆🙄 Excuses ★★★☆☆🎩 Class ★★★☆☆📝 Spelling ★★★☆☆🎤 Attendance 62%
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QUANTUM OF TZOLIS TO PLAY IN UNKNOWN "4-5-1" FORMATION
You can't always tell from the teamsheet, but our experts believe that twenty-sixth-placed Quantum of Tzolis will be lining up in a "4-5-1" this gameweek. It's a bold move from manager Brandon Steenkamp, with the formation being utilised in only 0.9% of league lineups over the last five gameweeks.
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TANAKAS IN BIG MONEY DEAL FOR HAALAND
A big week for Hakuna Tanaka as manager Matti Shannon splashed the cash in a £15.6 deal for striker Erling Haaland. Fans will be hoping that signing a player of Haaland's stature can help push the team onwards, with the side currently sitting in 34th in the Gert Lush Bristol FPL ML. Haaland is understood to have signed a nine-month contract.
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GLEEDLIKERS SNAP UP DEALS REJECT
Bobby Thomas has swapped Sesko Meal Deal for Gleedlikers in a transfer that’s raised eyebrows across the league. "Simpson never saw the quality there," said Theo Walcott. "But Iles clearly sees something special. It'll be interesting to see how it works out.
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GIBBS-WHITE IN ONE DOOR, OUT THE OTHER
Spencer Barrowman's decision to offload Morgan Gibbs-White just one week after acquiring him has caused quite some discontent, not least for Beerys fan Trever Evans. "As soon as I'd seen we'd signed Gibbs-White I marched right up to the club shop and bought seven home shirts with his name on the back. Thank God the woman behind the till advised against it - said midfielders don't last long around here, bless her" he said. "But I persisted. Two for me and one for all the kids. Never again."
